about me

If you must know the truth, my favorite movie is Clueless. I can’t be teased about this because it’s based off of Emma by Jane Austen.

I was born and bred in a small Kentucky town that smells like bourbon mash and rich red dirt. I grew up on Coal Miner’s Daughter, an unhealthy amount of sarcasm, and the desire to curse things as Yankees when they didn’t work the way I wanted them to. I think I was meant to be white trash, but they forgot to throw in the love of NASCAR and PBR when they were putting me together upstairs.

My talents include annoying people with fun facts during movies and the ability to say the alphabet backward. Do that shit in kindergarten and they’ll classify you as a genius. True story.

One of my greatest goals in life is to get wine drunk with Adele and Kelly Clarkson

You can find my books on Amazon, available both in paperback and for your e-reader. Check back here for updates and book releases.

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